Did You Say No?

You can say "no" if she asks if you're out of whiskey, otherwise, no.

Feet

My wife hasn't asked for any foot service yet except for regular foot massages and pedicures.

Sorry

I've let my wife know that I would welcome her being meaner sometimes, but she hasn't shown any interest. She has started to really get into hearing me suffer from frustration, so maybe she'll come around eventually.