Don't Feel Bad

I mean, embarrased sure, a little humiliated, but no harm done.

Feet

My wife hasn't asked for any foot service yet except for regular foot massages and pedicures.

A Web Find

This one isn't my caption, but I love it. Mine's not too small, but that doesn't mean I don't find it sexy to be put down sometimes.

Begging

My wife laughed at me in bed last night.