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Halfjob

"Halfjobs" are my wife's current favorite way to tease me. She can get me hard, edge me for about five minutes, and then have me buzzing with devotion.

Drop Off

I know I am more moody and less attentive for a few days after I get to come, luckily it doesn't happen too often.

Trades

We don't really make deals like these. I just give her anything she likes and I don't have scheduled orgasms anyway, but it is fun to imagine giving it up over and over like that.

The Tell

This is a true story. My wife was edging me today and getting so close I was scared. She admitted that I have a tell and she doesn't plan to let me know what it is.

Showing Off

You all should have seen the low cut shirt my wife wore to dinner tonight.

Long Walk

Never

I would consider myself a very lucky man if I got to give my wife a nice back rub every night even if that was our whole sex life.

Sore Balls

This is more my fantasy than hers, though last night she did say that she might let me learn to use a dildo to help her squirt, but only if I was very very good.

Fun to Watch

More or less this exact thing has happened to me.

Tiny

My cock is average, but it can get very small when I get cold. This morning my wife openly laughed at my size for the first time.

Honestly

She's lovely, but somehow I think she may not be being 100% honest. Also, I think this is my first caption to imply a device.

Trade

Where have I been? Well, I had a little unauthorized release and so was banned from viewing porn for a little while. That prohibition has been lifted, so I should be posting again pretty often.

On All Day

This is just a fantasy. My kids and our lifestyle would never let my wife wear a cock all day. We haven't even had ours out for an evening since before the kids were born.

Almost There

This is more or less a true story of my Saturday night.

Listening

Honestly, just a short text message could probably do it for me these days.

Something More Fun

Never Good Enough

This one seems a little religious.

Quick Work